HO! HO! HO!
Welcome to the VOTE SANTA page! CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE MUSIC! This is the official cyberhome of
SUMO
SANTA and the center of operations of his campaign for president!
Here you will find OUTRAGEOUS FREE CHRISTMAS SONGS
and downloads! Please enjoy the songs, pass this page on to all
your friends and take the time to leave me a MESSAGE! Santa LOVES to read
'em!
And if you like this music please buy the
CD! It's how I'm funding this whole campaign!!!!
PRICE: $9.99
plus shipping. 10 songs
that will make you laugh, dance and VOTE SANTA! Click HERE to see full catalogue of Jeffrey
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SUMO SANTA in his full glory
What is VOTE SANTA?
Vote santa is a zany and
crazy movement to spice up Christmas music and
to lighten up politics!
In 2004, I was REALLY BUMMED after Bush won
the presidential election. I wrote a song called "SANTA CLAUS,
COULD YOU TAKE AWAY PRESIDENT BUSH?' and started playing it all
over San Diego as a form of therapy. It started to fly around the
internet and was an instant hit. People from all over the
country started sending me messages asking for copies all the way until
June!
This year I decided to write a few more
political satire songs along with some humorous holiday dance tracks
and some ballads. I put the whole thing together on one CD and
the result is VOTE SANTA! NAUGHTY OR NICE!
The promotion for this outrageous
collection of Christmas music is handled exclusively by the infamous
SUMO SANTA, an
inflatable sumo wrestling MANIAC who travels the country, wrestling
hundreds of people on the streets, spreading his simple
message....LISTEN TO THIS GREAT MUSIC AND VOTE SANTA FOR
PRESIDENT!!!!
In Las Vegas he started a mob scene on
the Vegas Strip and was kicked out of the WYNN casino. In San
Bernardino people got out of their car to photograph him on their cell
phone cameras. In Tijuana he was invited to sing at the largest
venue in town. In San Diego, he's been to every club and was the
star of the DECEMBER NIGHTS festival, where thousands of people asked
to be photographed with him. On December 1st he crashed the most
exclusive art party in San Diego, grabbed the microphone and won over
the entire city with his strange Santa version of the hip hop classic
"Push it." He dances, he grooves, he sings and he is FUN!
His promotion campaign will culminate in a
huge party at
the TIKI bar in Pacific Beach, San Diego on December 22, 2005, where he
will MAKE IT SNOW inside the bar at 9:30pm.
Soon afterwards...if you've been good...you might be
seeing him at your HOUSE,
and in 2008...in the WHITE HOUSE! Support his campaign! Buy the CD!
"If Santa were
president...every day would be Christmas....everyone would get what
they want....and the workday would NEVER go past 4:20pm."
the infamous SUMO SANTA lets loose
Click
to LISTEN NOW!
1.
I got DRUNK this Christmas! (Pop version) (stream
| mp3)
2. Jelly Belly (Santa is the Skinniest Guy here) (stream
| mp3)
3. Santa
Claus is a HO! (stream
| mp3)
4. Not So
Silent Right (stream
| mp3)
5. Katrina
the Class Four Hurricane (stream
| mp3)
6. If Santa
Weren't Santa Claus (stream
| mp3)
7. I got
DRUNK this Christmas (Jazz Version) (stream
| mp3)
8.
Christmas is Love (stream
| mp3)
9. Green
Christmas (stream
| mp3)
10. My Christmas
Wish Iraq (stream
| mp3)