HO! HO! HO!
Welcome to the VOTE SANTA page!
CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE MUSIC!
This is the official cyberhome of SUMO SANTA and the center of operations of his campaign for president!
Here you will find OUTRAGEOUS FREE CHRISTMAS SONGS and downloads!  Please enjoy the songs, pass this page on to all your friends and take the time to leave me a MESSAGE! Santa LOVES to read 'em!

And if you like this music please buy the CD!  It's how I'm funding this whole campaign!!!!

VOTE SANTA! VOTE SANTA! VOTE SANTA! VOTE SANTA! VOTE SANTA!
VOTE SANTA! NAUGHTY OR NICE?
Copyright 2005 Jeffrey Beringer

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10 songs that will make you laugh, dance and VOTE SANTA!
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SUMO full body
SUMO SANTA in his full glory

What is VOTE SANTA? 
     Vote santa is a zany and crazy movement to spice up Christmas music and to lighten up politics!
     In 2004, I was REALLY BUMMED after Bush won the presidential election.   I wrote a song called "SANTA CLAUS, COULD YOU TAKE AWAY PRESIDENT BUSH?' and started playing it all over San Diego as a form of therapy.  It started to fly around the internet and was an instant hit.   People from all over the country started sending me messages asking for copies all the way until June!
      This year I decided to write a few more political satire songs along with some humorous holiday dance tracks and some ballads.  I put the whole thing together on one CD and the result is VOTE SANTA!  NAUGHTY OR NICE! 
      The promotion for this outrageous collection of Christmas music is handled exclusively by the infamous SUMO SANTA, an inflatable sumo wrestling MANIAC who travels the country, wrestling hundreds of people on the streets, spreading his simple message....LISTEN TO THIS GREAT MUSIC AND VOTE SANTA FOR PRESIDENT!!!! 
      In Las Vegas he started a mob scene on the Vegas Strip and was kicked out of the WYNN casino.  In San Bernardino people got out of their car to photograph him on their cell phone cameras.  In Tijuana he was invited to sing at the largest venue in town.  In San Diego, he's been to every club and was the star of the DECEMBER NIGHTS festival, where thousands of people asked to be photographed with him.  On December 1st he crashed the most exclusive art party in San Diego, grabbed the microphone and won over the entire city with his strange Santa version of the hip hop classic "Push it."  He dances, he grooves, he sings and he is FUN!
     His promotion campaign will culminate in a huge party at the TIKI bar in Pacific Beach, San Diego on December 22, 2005, where he will MAKE IT SNOW inside the bar at 9:30pm.
   Soon afterwards...if you've been good...you might be seeing him at your HOUSE, and in 2008...in the WHITE HOUSE!  Support his campaign!  Buy the CD!


"If Santa were president...every day would be Christmas....everyone would get what they want....and the workday would NEVER go past 4:20pm."


SUMO with Microphone
the infamous SUMO SANTA lets loose

Click to LISTEN NOW!
1.  I got DRUNK this Christmas!  (Pop version)  (stream | mp3)
2.  Jelly Belly (Santa is the Skinniest Guy here) 
(stream | mp3)
3.  Santa Claus is a HO!  (stream | mp3)
4.  Not So Silent Right  (stream | mp3)
5.  Katrina the Class Four Hurricane  (stream | mp3
6.  If Santa Weren't Santa Claus  (stream | mp3)
7.  I got DRUNK this Christmas (Jazz Version)  (stream | mp3)
8.  Christmas is Love  (stream | mp3)
9.  Green Christmas  (stream | mp3)
10. My Christmas Wish Iraq  (stream | mp3)


Click HERE for the VOTE SANTA! myspace page....

VOTE SANTA!  NAUGHTY OR NICE?
The CD Cover...read warning CAREFULLY!!!

Vote Santa Logo

Please click HERE and leave me messages  I love 'em and SANTA does tooooo!!!!


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